Shervin Pishevar Dear Shervin Pishevar,

Yo Sherv,  Mr. Pishevar,
You been active in the valley grindin' hard from the start,
Founder and chairman of SGN,
Sellin’ to Mindjolt you such a legend,
One of 10 on the UNF council,
Ever stop ballin'?  Hah, that's doubtful,
Managing director up at MV,
Shout to Garrett Gee and Scan.me!
Flyer than a plane you a Berkeley man,
Startup visa, not hard to be a fan,
Ain't lying when I say that Sherv's the man,
Even helpin' Obama with his technology plan!
Up in the Talent Fund, running for the young guns,
He looks in the mirror, yo he’s already won one.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.
"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."
"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."
"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."
"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."
"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."
"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."
"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."
"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."
"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."
"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."
"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."
"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."
"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."
"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."
"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."
"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."
"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."
"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."
"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."
"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."