Sean Parker Dear Sean Parker,

You created a monster when you started the Napster,
Changing the game up, now and hereafter,
Sometimes eligible bachelor up in magazine,
Swag off the hook compared to Justin Timberlake,
President of Facebook, yo Zuck come and holla,
You know what’s cool?  A billion dolla!
Hacker by blood, but hustler in the spare time,
Shout out to Fanning you guys back on Airtime,
A legend in the valley joinin' up with Peter Thiel,
At the Founders Fund, funding the next deal,
You come a long way from Oakton High School,
Now to Spotify, keeping things music-al,
It's true you give back that’s why you started causes,
The star of the show you can hear the applauses,
So props to you stay partying hard,
Just remember to take your get-outta-jail card.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.
"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."
"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."
"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."
"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."
"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."
"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."
"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."
"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."
"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."
"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."
"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."
"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."
"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."
"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."
"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."
"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."
"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."
"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."
"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."
"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."