Dear Ron Conway (The Godfather),

Angel Investing, you the Godfather,
Top Dog, Top Rottweiler,
Ron Conway, never looks the wrong way,
Top deal maker watchin’ all the funds pay,
San Jose State, got your degree,
An early investor you can just Ask Jeeves,
Founder and partner of the LP,
Not at it alone, shout out to David Lee,
Always up high on the Forbes best list,
Midas touch, five hundy investments,
Google, Paypal, Square and Pinterest,
Ain’t no surfshop, Ron Jon’s the bestest,
Kabash on collusion -- yo that’s angelgate,
Got the founders backs, a true first mate,
You a hustla who's always ballin’ strong,
If you wanna learn more read The Fall Out of Dot Coms.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.