Dear Reid Hoffman,

Yo Reid Hoffman, we know you stay flossin'!
Founding LinkedIn that's just awesome,
A smart dude / you went to Stanford,
Symbolic systems - no hamsters,
A founding member of the team at PayPal,
Serving as a key player -- Rafa Nadal,
On the board of Kiva, philanthropic by nature,
Web 3.0 -- it's all about the data,
Invested in Facebook, Zynga and Digg,
A brilliant guy now you must of been a smart kid,
Joinin' Greylock / in 2009,
Movin' numbers round the clock, let me check the time,
It's nine Reid, so mad props to you,
Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup Guru.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.

"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."

"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."

"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."

"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."

"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."

"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."

"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."

"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."

"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."

Marc Andreesen & Ben Horowitz

"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."

Shervin Pishevar

"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."

"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."

"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."

Gary Vaynerchuk

"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."

"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."

"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."

"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."

"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."

"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."

"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."