Dear Naval Ravikant,

Ravikant, you that dude Naval,
A StartupBoy yea you know how to ball,
Founded AngelList, tops the angel list,
You nice with the advice and investments,
A Stuyvesant alum, we know where you coming from,
That's a pimp by blood -- no relation,
Snacking on snacks up at VentureHacks,
Giving tips to young stunnas yah you got their backs,
A player in the game you’ve had much success,
Epinions and Vast, nothing but respect!
Invested' in Twitter and also Disqus,
You be Uber, Zaarly, about your business,
Saw you on Quora, talking restaurants,
You a boss, always floss, Naval Ravikant.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.

"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."

"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."

"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."

"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."

"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."

"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."

"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."

"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."

"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."

Marc Andreesen & Ben Horowitz

"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."

Shervin Pishevar

"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."

"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."

"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."

Gary Vaynerchuk

"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."

"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."

"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."

"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."

"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."

"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."

"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."