Dear Keith Rabois,

Keith Rabois, you the real McCoy,
Comin' with the freshness like baby bok choi,
Employed at Square but you've worked elsewhere,
Prominent and shrewd angel invest-air,
From companies like YouTube and LinkedIn,
To Artsy, Eventbrite and Votizen,
Studyin' at Stanford yo that's Poli Sci,
After that Harvard Law, you kind of a smart guy,
On the board at Xoom, as well as Yelp,
Tweetin' about the Cardinal yo givin' 'em help,
Shout to Andrew Luck the dude is mad tough,
Both got it on lock like a pair of handcuffs,
The name Rabois but we know you the man,
Slide-in in the past, you a Yankees Fan,
Props for beating Twitter when you both played soccer,
Recipe for success, yo, that’s Betty Crocker.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.