Dear Fred Wilson,

Fred Wilson, we gettin’ bills son,
NYC VC - you're the real one,
Doig’ Venture Capital since ‘86,
Managing and coming up quick - so sick!
A prolific blogger with a huge readership,
Congrats and shout-out to your wife and 3 kids,
You really workin’ hard 70 hours a week,
Celebrity TechStar on Bloomberg TV,
Investor in companies like Twitter, & Etsy,
Zynga, Tumblr, MeetUp - just mentioning,
You holdin’ it down as a managing partner,
Built up two firms and now you're takin 'em farther,
Flatiron Capital and Union Square Ventures,
Where they get capital and hold it together,
Shout out DonorsChoose where you a board member,
A VC, Fred Wilson, he’s one to remember.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.

"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."

"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."

"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."

"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."

"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."

"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."

"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."

"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."

"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."

Marc Andreesen & Ben Horowitz

"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."

Shervin Pishevar

"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."

"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."

"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."

Gary Vaynerchuk

"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."

"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."

"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."

"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."

"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."

"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."

"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."