Dave McClure Dear Dave McClure,

Dave McClure -- working with the young pups,
Finds the best in show, yo it’s 500 start ups,
You always got time to let us know what you doin',
All up in our Twitter feed, yea we used to it,
You might be here, or you might be there,
Facebookin', Tweetin', Checkin' in on FourSquare,
Crazy hats yeah, that's what you wear,
The cat in the hat is your twitter pic-chair,
Claim you barely graduated, its all the same,
From Johns Hopkins to Geeks on a Plane,
You the top dog on the AngelList,
Success and success, it's what your angle is,
Taught a Facebook class that leaves us inspired,
You got mad sites and they all on fire,
A foosball champ, you really go in,
Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.
"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."
"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."
"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."
"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."
"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."
"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."
"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."
"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."
"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."
"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."
"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."
"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."
"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."
"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."
"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."
"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."
"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."
"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."
"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."
"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."