Dear Bryce Roberts,

What up Bryce Roberts,
Open Source Business Conference,
Spoke out against Angellist - just being honest,
Account deleted, goodbye, I'm off it,
Studied philosophy and became a VC,
From BYU sold Open Source to IDG,
Career started in Salt Lake City,
At Wasatch Ventures, now just memories,
Then in 2005, with 2 other guys,
O'Reilly Alpha Tech Ventures came alive,
Invested in Foursquare and Bit.ly,
Runkeeper and many more companies,
Check him out on bryce dot vc,
The blog to read for entrepreneur-ing,
You and Mick and are both Mormon,
Two great minds that think enormous,
Think about it.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.

"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."

"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."

"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."

"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."

"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."

"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."

"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."

"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."

"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."

Marc Andreesen & Ben Horowitz

"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."

Shervin Pishevar

"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."

"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."

"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."

Gary Vaynerchuk

"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."

"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."

"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."

"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."

"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."

"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."

"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."