Ben Horowitz Dear Marc Andreesen & Ben Horowitz,

Pioneer of the net going forth into space,
That’s you Marc creator of Netscape
Ben and you too, we know you staying true,
The rhymes never die, you got the hop hop flu,
Marc’s one of 6 peeps in the web hall of fame,
Only tweeted twice but he’s killin' the game!
IPO in '95 on the cover of TIME,
You guys selling' Opsware for like 1.5 -
- bill, yo that's kind of a big dill,
Still coming through with them startup skills,
Ill is what they saying about Ning,
a-16-z -- do some fund-ing,
Kings of the Valley, you still pretty active bloggah,
Got your Queen, Marc’s Laura Arrillaga,
Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets,
You legends in your time, It’s Andreesen and Horowitz.

We understand you're a man that's in high demand,
But if you've got one minute for the Undrip clan,
You are cordially invited to our place in San Fran,
So we can run you through the details of our master plan.
"This ain't no Surfshop, but Ron Jon's the bestest."
"#winning -- you even beat out Sheen."
"Droppin' more F bombs than a zeppelin."
"Runnin' the show, but this ain't the finale."
"Recipe for succes, yo, that's Betty Crocker."
"Oink! This Rose does not wilt."
"The one true angel, yo it's @CCEleven."
"Undrip up next, so pass the Courvoisier."
"You know what's really cool? A billion dollas."
"Bounce to the ounce, we chewing on them chiqlets."
"Think he'll ever stop ballin? Hah, that's doubtful."
"Yo Canada, we love the maple syrup."
"Giving tips to young stunnas, yo you got their backs."
"How to make it in america, the brand's russel."
"Thas Hoff, you the boss, a startup guru."
"Fred Wilson, we gettin' bills son."
"Account deleted, goodbye, i'm off it."
"Yellin' at refs 'til they be listen-ehn."
"Cuz the philosophy is keep the game on lock."
"He's not curious George, it's not the lost and found."